This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
“
| — | Tyler Durden, from that thing I can’t talk about. (via somonotonous) |
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
Oh dear god I haven’t had sex for a full four weeks today.
imgettingdizzyjustenjoytheparty:
shjfsdhfkjgbkjdsf
Don’t you have a boyfriend? 😨
Yeah, it’s.. a long story
Ah. Gotcha.
